August 26

Seven Lies in Less Than Two Minutes

It’s not a record for Jughead.

My favorite is Number Five — “We have to pass it (nobamacare) to find out what’s in it”. What’s yours?

Let’s play the campaign game. We’ll start off with something easy:

“When I am elected, vehicles will run on hope and love!”

THE CROWD GOES WILD IN A DELUSION-FILLED FERVOR!
THE NOBEL COMMITTEE RUSHES THE STAGE TO AWARD ME WITH MULTIPLE PEACE AWARDS!

Think Peggy’s still worshipping?

Yeah. She probably is.

If you were simpleton enough to fall for this the first time around . . . 2012 is your chance at intelligent redemption.

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Posted on Friday, August 26th, 2011 at 11:03 am. PoliticoPixy, Snark.